This includes countless side-splitting cold opens.

Choosing the best ones wasn’t an easy task.

Not by a long shot.

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Of course, do let us know what’s your favorite cold open.

Poor Boyle comes into the conversation late and totally misses the mark.

Walking into the bullpen Boyle brags about his oldest bag, a sixty-eight-year-old woman.

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Boyle attempts to make it seem like he is talking oldest collars, but doesnt fool anyone.

JAKES PRANK

Captain Holt is known for his lack of displaying emotion or facial expressions.

However, once in a while, Holt does break his robot persona.

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In the season six episode Sicko, Jake decides to pull a prank on the Captain.

No one thinks this will work, but Captain Holt immediately notices that the podium is a bit off.

How did you pull this off?"

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On a dare from absolutely no one, Jake sets out to get visual confirmation.

As a last resort, Jake brings Holt a hot bowl of soup and Holt finally confirms Jakes suspicions.

However, just as he approaches the elevator the door opens to reveal Captain Holt standing inside.

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Unable to stop, Jake ends up in the elevator with Holt, while everyone else panics.

Everyone performed the same scenario: Captain Holt eating a marshmallow for the first time.

Well, we know for certain that it has happened to Charles Boyle.

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In the season four episode The Overmining, Jake Peralta arrives at the precinct and inquires about Boyles weekend.

It’s just so funny.

However, her biggest bomb came in the fan favorite season three episode Yippie Kayak.

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There is a bomb!

Everything about this cold open is side-splittingly funny.

HOT DAMN!

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Everyone then gives their own theory about what caused the perfect Amy Santiago to be late.

Jakes awesome moment is cut short, however, when the witness announces: It was number five.

Number five killed my brother.

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Jakes reaction is the most Jake Peralta thing ever: Oh my God, I forgot about that part.

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